{"id":116026,"date":"2025-07-29T03:04:23","date_gmt":"2025-07-29T07:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/africatodaynewsnewyork.com\/?p=116026"},"modified":"2025-07-29T03:04:23","modified_gmt":"2025-07-29T07:04:23","slug":"jumping-like-wifi-since-1999-a-satirical-series-part-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/africatodaynewsnewyork.com\/2025\/07\/29\/jumping-like-wifi-since-1999-a-satirical-series-part-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Jumping Like WiFi Since 1999: A Satirical Series\u2014Part 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Honorable Minister of Nothing: \u201cJust Appoint Me, I\u2019m Loyal\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>By<a href=\"https:\/\/africadailynews.net\/2025\/07\/28\/the-genocide-1967-1970-by-prof-markanthony-nze\/\"><strong> Prof. MarkAnthony Nze<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Welcome to Nigeria \u2014 where ministerial appointments are not about qualifications, but compensation.<\/p>\n<p>You supported the President? Take a ministry.<br \/>\nYou insulted the opposition well on Twitter? Collect an appointment.<br \/>\nYou delivered your ward? Even if your state failed WAEC, you qualify.<\/p>\n<p>They call it cabinet reshuffle; but it\u2019s really just political reward sharing ceremony with agbada and microphones.<\/p>\n<p>When they say \u201cwe are looking for competent hands,\u201d don\u2019t laugh \u2014 they are not. What they are really looking for are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Political loyalists and jobbers who can kneel down stylishly.<\/li>\n<li>Godfather-approved praise-singers.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cElders\u201d who failed as governors but must not be jobless.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Let\u2019s expose the madness.<\/p>\n<p>You have:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A Minister of Youth who looks like he was already paying taxes during the Biafran genocide \u2014 yet he\u2019s in charge of TikTok generation policies.<\/li>\n<li>A Minister of Health who flies abroad for headache.<\/li>\n<li>A Minister of Agriculture who thinks &#8220;irrigation&#8221; is a type of dance move.<\/li>\n<li>A Minister of Innovation who still uses Yahoo Mail.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>These \u201cHonorables\u201d attend meetings, read speeches they didn\u2019t write, launch empty slogans like <em>\u201cVision 2060: The Future Is Tomorrow\u201d<\/em>, and then disappear \u2014 only to resurface in election season with new Ankara and fake empowerment programs.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, their CVs are legendary:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Former LGA Chairman (twice suspended for missing files)<\/li>\n<li>Former Special Assistant to the Personal Assistant of the Deputy Governor<\/li>\n<li>Chairman, Zonal Committee on Borehole Monitoring (North-Central)<\/li>\n<li>Member, WhatsApp Group for Presidential Mobilization (Wadata Branch)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But once appointed? They become \u201cHis Excellency, Honorable Technocrat of Transformation.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h1>Read also: <a href=\"https:\/\/africatodaynewsnewyork.com\/2025\/07\/28\/jumping-like-wifi-since-1999-a-satirical-series-part-5\/\">Jumping Like WiFi Since 1999: A Satirical Series\u2014Part 5<\/a><\/h1>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The job is simple:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Announce \u201cwe are working.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Fly to Dubai for a \u201cstrategic retreat.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Post blurry photos with hashtags like #MovingForward #RenewedAgenda #NextLevelReloaded.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And if someone dares ask what they\u2019ve actually done, the reply is always:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe inherited a broken system. We are laying foundation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sir, you\u2019ve been laying foundation for four years \u2014 what are you building, the Tower of Babel?<\/p>\n<p>Now let\u2019s talk about loyalty. These men are not loyal to Nigeria. They are loyal to who fed them last. If tomorrow their godfather joins the opposition, they will follow, quote Ecclesiastes, and claim their \u201cspirit no longer aligns.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Even when they\u2019re caught on camera mismanaging funds, the punishment is never jail. It\u2019s either:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A promotion,<\/li>\n<li>Re-assignment to another ministry, or<\/li>\n<li>An appointment to chair one obscure parastatal like \u201cNational Committee on Cassava Innovation and International Peace.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>No shame. No consequence. No problem.<\/p>\n<p>Some of them don\u2019t even show up to the office. Staff in their ministry don\u2019t know their face. Their last \u201cachievement\u201d was commissioning a solar-powered toilet in their village \u2014 with full media coverage and ribbon-cutting.<\/p>\n<p>And when the administration ends, they go on TV to declare:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI did my best. History will judge me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Yes, history will judge you. And it will not be kind.<\/p>\n<p>Because you were Minister of Nothing, loyal to nobody but yourself, appointed not to serve but to share.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Professor MarkAnthony Ujunwa Nze<\/strong>\u00a0is a distinguished Nigerian-born investigative journalist, public intellectual, and global governance analyst, whose work spans critical intersections of media, law, and policy. His expertise extends across strategic management, leadership, and international business law, where he brings a nuanced understanding of institutional dynamics, cross-border legal frameworks, and executive decision-making in complex global environments.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Currently based in New York, Professor Nze serves as a full tenured professor at the New York Centre for Advanced Research. There, he spearheads interdisciplinary research at the forefront of governance innovation, corporate strategy, and geopolitical risk. Widely respected for his intellectual rigor and principled advocacy, he remains a vital voice in shaping ethical leadership and sustainable governance across emerging and established democracies.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/africatodaynewsnewyork.com\/\">Africa Today News, New York<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honorable Minister of Nothing: \u201cJust Appoint Me, I\u2019m Loyal\u201d By Prof. MarkAnthony Nze Welcome to Nigeria \u2014 where ministerial appointments are not about qualifications, but compensation. You supported the President? Take a ministry. You insulted the opposition well on Twitter? Collect an appointment. You delivered your ward? Even if your state failed WAEC, you qualify. 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